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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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