Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.