Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.