Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.