Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.