Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.