Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.