Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.