Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.