Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.