Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.