Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.