Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.