Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.