Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.