Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.