Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.