Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.