Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.