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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.