Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.