Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.