Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.