Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.