Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.