Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.