Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.