Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.