According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.