According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.