According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.