According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.