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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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