According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.