According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.