According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.