According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.