According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.