According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.