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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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