According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.