According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.