According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.