According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.