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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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