According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.