According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.