When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.