When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.