When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.