When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.