When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.