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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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