When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.