When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.