When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.