When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.