When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.