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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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