When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.