When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.