When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.