When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.