When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.