When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.