When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.