When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

319 323

More Chuck Norris facts

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.