When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.