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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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