Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.