Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.