Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.