Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.