Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.