Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.