Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.