Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.