Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.