Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.