Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.