Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.