Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.