Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.