Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.