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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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