China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.