China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.