China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.