China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.