China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.