China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.