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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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