China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.