China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.