China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.