Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.