China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.