China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.