China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.