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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.