China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.