China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.