Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.