Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).