Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.