Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.