Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.