Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.