Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.