Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.