Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.