Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.