Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal. 350 273 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (623 votes)
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.