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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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