Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.