Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.