Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.