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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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