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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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