Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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