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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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