Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.