To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.