To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.