To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability. 322 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (613 votes)
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.