To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.