To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.