To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.