To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.