To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.