To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.