To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.