To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.