To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.