To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.