To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.