To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.