Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.