Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.