Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).