Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. 352 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (616 votes)
A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.