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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.