Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.