Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.