Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.