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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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