Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.