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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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