Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.