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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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