Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.