Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.