Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.