Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. 352 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (616 votes)
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.