Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.