Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.