Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. 352 264 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (616 votes)
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.