Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.