Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.