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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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