The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.