The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.