The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.