The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.