The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.