The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground. 271 331 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (602 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.