The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.