The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.