The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.