The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.