The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground. 271 331 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (602 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.