The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground. 268 331 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (599 votes)
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.