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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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