Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.