The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground. 271 331 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (602 votes)
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.