The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.