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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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