The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.