The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.