The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.