The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.