The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.