The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'. 354 331 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (685 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.