The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.