The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.