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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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