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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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