Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
680
unique Chuck Norris facts
The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
352
331
More Chuck Norris facts
#466
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
#170
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
#320
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
#126
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
#510
Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
#688
If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
#161
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
#594
Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
#560
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
#737
When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
#394
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
#352
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted