The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'. 353 332 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (685 votes)
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.