The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.