The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.