The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'. 353 332 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (685 votes)
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.