The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.