The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.