The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.