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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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