The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).