Fact #203 The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian. Chuck Norris Math Jokes Chuck Norris Martial Arts Facts Chuck Norris History Jokes 279 305 48% approval from 584 votes Share This Fact X Facebook Reddit Copy Link Share… Make a Meme This is the card people see when you share the link. Roundhouse Me Another