The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.