Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.