Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.