Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.