Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.