Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.