Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.