Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.