Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.