Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.