Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.