Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.