Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.