Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.