Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.