Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.