Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.