Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.