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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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