Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.