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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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