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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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