Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.