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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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