Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.