Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.