Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.