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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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