Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.