Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.