When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.