When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.