When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.