When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways. 314 229 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 58% approval (543 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.