When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.