When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.