When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.