When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.