When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.