When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.