When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.