When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.