When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.