When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.