When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.