When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.