When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.