When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.