When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.