When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.