When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 332 382 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (714 votes)
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().