When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris