When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 331 381 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (712 votes)
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.