When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.