When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.