When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.