When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.