When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.