When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.