Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.