Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.