Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.