Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.