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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Chuck Norris can read from an input stream. Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved! Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. See Top 100

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