Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.