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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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