Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.