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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.