Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.