Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.