Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.