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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.