Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.