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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.