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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Chuck Norris can remember the future. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego. Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason. When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. See Top 100

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