Chuck Norris remembers the future.

10 10

More Chuck Norris facts

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.