Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.