Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.