Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.