Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.