Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light