Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.