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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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