Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.