Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.