Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.