Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.