When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.