When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.