When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.