When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.