When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.