When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.