When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.