When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.