When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.