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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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