When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.