When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.