When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.