When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left. 276 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (557 votes)
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.