When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.