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Roundhouse your way through
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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