When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left. 276 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (557 votes)
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.