When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left. 276 281 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (557 votes)
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.