When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.