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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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