When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.