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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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