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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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