When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.