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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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