When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.