When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.