When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.