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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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