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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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