When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.