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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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