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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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