Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.