Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.