Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.