Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.