Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.