Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.