Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.