Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.