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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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