Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.