Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.