Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.