Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.