Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.