Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.