Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.