Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.