Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.