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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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