They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.