They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.