They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.