They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.