They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.