They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.