They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.