They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.