They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!