They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.