They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.