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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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