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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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