They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.