They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.