They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.