Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.