Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.