Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.