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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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