Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.