Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.