Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.