Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.