Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.