Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.