Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.