Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.