Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.