Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.