Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.