Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.