Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.