Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.