Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.