Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. 226 277 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (503 votes)
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.