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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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