Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.