Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.