Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. 226 277 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (503 votes)
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().