Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.