Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.