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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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