Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.