Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.