Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.