After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.