While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.