While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.