While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.