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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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