While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"