While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"