While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.