While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.