While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.