While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.