While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.