While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"