While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".