While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.