While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.