While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.