While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.