While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.