While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.