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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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