While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.