While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.