While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.