While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.