Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.