Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.