Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.