Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.