Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.