Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”