Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.