Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.