Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.