Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.