Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.