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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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