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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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