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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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