Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.