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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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