Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.