Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

308 335

More Chuck Norris facts

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.