Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.