Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.