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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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