Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. 309 336 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (645 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.