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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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