Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.