Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.