Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.