Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.