Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.