Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. 308 337 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (645 votes)
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.