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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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