A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.