A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.