A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.