A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.