A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.