A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.