A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.