A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.