A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.