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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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