A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.