A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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More Chuck Norris facts

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.