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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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