Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.