Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.