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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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