Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.