Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.