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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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