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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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