Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.