Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.