Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.