Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.