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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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