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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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