The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.