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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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