The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.