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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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