The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.