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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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