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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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