The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."