The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.