The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.