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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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