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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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