Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.