Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.