Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.