Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.