Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.