Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.