Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.