Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.