Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.