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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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