Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.