Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.