Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().