Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.