Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.