Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.