Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.