Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real. 325 316 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (641 votes)
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.