Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.