Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.