Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.