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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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