Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.