Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.