Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.