Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.