Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.