Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.