Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.