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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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