Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.