Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.