Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.