Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.