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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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