Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.