Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.