Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.