On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.