On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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