On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.