On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.