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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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