On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.