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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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