On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.