On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.