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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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