On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.