On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.