On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.