On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.