On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.