On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.