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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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