Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.