Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer