Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.