Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.