Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.