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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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