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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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