Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.