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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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