Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.