Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.