Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.