Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.