Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.