Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.