Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.