A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.