Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.