Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.