Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.