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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".