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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.