Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.