Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.