Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil. 318 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (628 votes)
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.