Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.