Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.