Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.