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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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