Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil. 318 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (628 votes)
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.