Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.