Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil. 318 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (628 votes)
Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.