Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.