Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.