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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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