Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.