Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.