Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.