Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.