Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.