Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.