Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.