Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel. 297 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (596 votes)
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.