Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.