Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.