Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.