Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.