Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.