Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.