Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.