Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.