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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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