Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.