Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).