Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.