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Roundhouse your way through
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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