Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.