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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.