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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.
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