Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.