Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.