Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.