Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 290 289 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (579 votes)
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.