Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.