Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.