Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.