Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.