Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.