Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.