Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.