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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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