Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.