There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. 330 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (680 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.