There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.