There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.