There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. 331 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (681 votes)
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!