There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.