There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.