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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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