There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.