There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.