There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. 331 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (681 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.