There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.