There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.