There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris. 330 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (680 votes)
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.