There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.