There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.