There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.