There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.