July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.