July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.