July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not. 276 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (626 votes)
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.