July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.