July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.