July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.