July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.