July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!