July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.