July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.