July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.