July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.