July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.