July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not. 276 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (626 votes)
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.