July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not. 276 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (626 votes)
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.