July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not. 276 350 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 44% approval (626 votes)
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.