July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.