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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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