July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.