July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.