One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.