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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice. Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. See Top 100

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