One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.