One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.