One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.