One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.