One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".