One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.