One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.