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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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