One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.