One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.