One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.