Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.