Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.