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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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