Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate. 273 308 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (581 votes)
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.