Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.