Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

47% approval (581 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.