Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"