Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).