Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.