Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.