Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.