Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.