Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate. 273 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (579 votes)
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.