Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.