Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.