Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate. 273 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (579 votes)
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.