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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
#101
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
#350
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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