Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.