Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.