Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.