Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.