Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.