Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.