Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.