Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.