Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.