Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.