Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.