Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.