Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.