Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.