Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.