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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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