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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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