Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.