Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.