Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.