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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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