Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.