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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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