Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.