Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.