Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.