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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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