Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.