Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.