Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.