Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.