Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.