Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.