Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.