Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".