Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.