In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.