In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. 252 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (561 votes)
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.