Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?