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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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