Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.