Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.