Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.