Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.