Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!