Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.