Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.