Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.