Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.