Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.