Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.