Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.