Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.