Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.