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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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