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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes
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