Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.