Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.