Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.