Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.