Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.