Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.