Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks. 342 377 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (719 votes)
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.