Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks. 340 377 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (717 votes)
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.