Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".