Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.