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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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