Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.