Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.