Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.