Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.